There was a family gathering, with all
generations around the table.
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into
Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa
excused himself because he had to go to the
bathroom.
When he returned, however, his trousers
were wet all over.
'What happened, Grandpa?', he was asked by
his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had
to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and
started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't
mine, so I put it back!'
A Man And A Doctor:
A man goes to see his doctor and asks
him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra he
allowed.
The doctor asks why he needs such a
strong dose? The man explains that he has a
couple of young nymphomaniacs coming
over and he needs the Viagra to keep up with
them.
The doctor quickly agrees and off he goes.
A few days later the man the man
returns to the doctor and this time asks the doctor to
prescribe him the most powerful pain reliever that he
can.
The doctor asks, "Why do you need such a
strong pain reliever, is your pe*is really sore?"
"No," the man replies. "I need it for my
wrists, the two girls never showed up."