Sam, goes into a doctor's office. The doctor, Mr. Gongo says,"Oh, Mr. Sam! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?"
Aunty Magi, shrugs and says, "Well I guess I'll have the bad news first."
Doctor replies. "Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live,"
Sam is distraught, "24 hours to live? That's horrible! What could be worse than that? What's the VERY bad news?"
Dr Gongo then folds his hands and sighs, "The very bad news is...I've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."