secondary school geography teacher went to drink at a beer parlour after school on Thursday. His wife was at home waiting for
him to come back as usual. Past 4:00PM, he's not yet back, so his wife thought he is staying for evening class after about
some minutes past 8:00PM, he's not yet back so the wife became worried and alerted some friends. They all went to the school
to find where he was. They called the principal and he said the man left for home immediately after school. This made the
wife to become more worried.
By 11:00PM, they've not found him. They reported to the police who joined them in searchof the man. At about 2:00AM, they
found the man sitting at a corner, awake and not sleeping. They reached to him and asked why he has refused to come home.
He replied, "You are all bunch of illiterates! You lack the knowledge of Geography... since the earth rotates with everything
in it, I decided to sit here and wait for my house to come."