A Barrister was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.
A POLICE MAN: Sir, where are you coming from?
A BARRISTER: Somewhere or anywhere.
A POLICE MAN: Okay, who're you?
A BARRISTER: Somebody or anybody.
A POLICE MAN: What do you do for a living?
A BARRISTER: Something or anything.
Then the police grabbed him and locked him up. After three days, the man cried out to the police.
BARRISTER: When're you going to release me?
A POLICE MAN: Sooner or later.
A POLICE MAN: Sir, where are you coming from?
A BARRISTER: Somewhere or anywhere.
A POLICE MAN: Okay, who're you?
A BARRISTER: Somebody or anybody.
A POLICE MAN: What do you do for a living?
A BARRISTER: Something or anything.
Then the police grabbed him and locked him up. After three days, the man cried out to the police.
BARRISTER: When're you going to release me?
A POLICE MAN: Sooner or later.
A BARRISTER: If you do not release sooner I am going to sue you to court.
A PLICE MAN: Thank God we don first sue you to the sell, you can go head to sue us cause you will die there Mumu...