A pastor added me on facebook
and I innocently accepted.
Two minutes later his msg came in
Pastor: how are you?
Me: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of
heavenly favour collapse on your
head
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of
Blessing strike you and your
family.
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Me: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying
amen to claim the Blesings.
Me: ok, May over speeding trailer
of blessings jam/crush you and
your family like a moving train,
faster than the speed of light in
Jesus name.
pastor: may God forgive your mouth cause you are bastard