Joke In Plane.
A plane was about to crash……..Suddenly a beautiful female passenger stood up took out all her clothing and said “Is there anyone in here who could make me feel like a woman?”…… Then a male passenger stood up, took out his shirt and said “Let's iron it here.
Thankgiving Joke:
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long.”