Wife: I found Aladin’s lamp today.
Husband: Wow, what did you ask for darling?
Wife: I asked him to increase your brain power by ten times.
Husband: Oh… love you so much.. Did he do that?
Wife: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t work with zero.
10 Thing You Must Know About Men:
1. - They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. - A better model is always just around the corner.
3. - They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. - It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. - They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. - The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. - In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
8. - The lights are on but nobody’s home.
9. - Big power surges knock them out for the night.
10.- Size does matter.