Akpors and Father at Graduation Ceremony
Akpors’ father accompanied
him to his school end-of-year
awards party.
As they sat watching amidst
loud ovations, the
beneficiaries were called to the podium for
their awards.
The following conversation
ensued:
Announcer: Best student in
sciences, the winner is Inem.
Father: (Applauds and eyes Akpors scornfully)
See correct children!
Announcer: Best student in
commercial studies; the
winner is Ajoke.
Father: (Hisses and eyes Akpors) See correct children.
Announcer: Best student in
Arts and the winner is Helen.
Father: (fuming with anger)
See correct children!!.
And so, all the awards were presented
without any going to Akpors.
At the end of the event, they
left and went to the car park but as his dad got ready to
start the car, the engine refused to respond.
He opened the bonnet and touched a few things but his
efforts did not yield any response so they resorted to
pushing it. Just as they got to the exit of the school, the
rickety car sparked up.
Exhausted and profusely sweating, Akpors rested on
the gate just as his mates were driving off with their parents in
Hummer, Jeep, Sequia, Infinity, Escalade, Bentley,
Lincoln Navigator, Range Rover and other exotic cars.
All of a sudden, Akpors burst into laughter.
His puzzled father asked,’what’s so funny?’
Amidst teary eyes, Akpors responded, ‘SEE CORRECT
FATHERS!’.
A Job Interview:
4 men – a Mark, Bismark, George and Akpors
were being interviewed for a top job.
The President decided to carry a test, with
each candidate being asked the same
question and the best answer would get
them the job.
The next morning, first up was Mark.
“Here’s your question,” said the President
“What’s the fastest thing in the world?”
Without hesitation, he replied “A thought,
because it takes no time at all.” “Very good
answer,” said the President.
Next up was the George, “What’s the
fastest thing in the world?” asked the
president. “A blink,” replied George “cos
you don’t think about a blink. It’s a reflex.”
“Good answer,” replied the president.
Next was Bismark, “What’s the fastest
thing in the world?” asked the president.
Bismark thought for a moment, “Electricity,
because you can flip a switch and 20 miles
away a light will go on immediately.”
“That’s a great answer,” replied the president.
Finally, it was Akpors' turn. “What's the
fastest thing in the world?” asked the
president. Scratching his head Akpors
replied: “Running Stomach, because last
night after eating, I was lying on my bed
when I got these stomach pains and before I
could think, blink or turn on the light, IT
DROPPED.
Be the judge who would u employ??