1) Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
ENGLISH?.
2) Girlfriend: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I
never knew you were a player.
Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
3) Girlfriend: baby i'm not feeling fine.
Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
Girlfriend: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge
card, plz.
Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
sickness?.
Teacher And A Student
Teacher: who can make a sentence with the
word STRESS?
Mary: You are causing me
more STRESS
Samuel: I hate STRESS
Akpos: Yesterday i saw our
teacher and our headmiSTRESS
making love in her office.
The Teacher fainted!