Akpos and his wife are in court for divorce.They ask the court to determine who gets custody of the child.The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.”
The judge turns to Akpos and asks what he has to say.
AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it? The machine Or mine?”