1) TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AKPOS: A teacher!
2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean?
AKPOS: By staying at home!
3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
[Few minutes later]
Akpos: Here it is sir.
TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything
Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?
4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?
AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog.
5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?”
Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast.
Bonus:
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my home-town for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.
You can’t swerve me this time. Give me the job.
AKPOS: A teacher!
2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean?
AKPOS: By staying at home!
3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
[Few minutes later]
Akpos: Here it is sir.
TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything
Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?
4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?
AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog.
5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?”
Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast.
Bonus:
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my home-town for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.
You can’t swerve me this time. Give me the job.
Thank you,
Yours Truly,