The Made Of Money
A boy went to his mom to ask for money: SON: Mom, I need some money to buy a bicycle MOM: What do you think I am made of money? SON: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
The White Kid
A white kid travelled with his dad to Lagos as tourists. The white boy decided to show off to Akpos and his friends: WHITE BOY: I've got MC Donald. What do you have? AKPOS: We have Mr. Biggs. WHITE BOY: I've got MTV. AKPOS: We have STV. WHITE BOY: I've got Mohammed Ali. AKPOS: We have Bash Ali. WHITE BOY: I've got T.Pain. AKPOS: We have Timaya. WHITE BOY: I've got 2-Pac. AKPOS: We have 2-Face. WHITE BOY: I've got Lil Wayne. AKPOS: We have Terry G. WHITE BOY: I've got Jay-Z. AKPOS: We have Don Jazzy. WHITE BOY: I've got Wiz Khalifa. AKPOS: We have Wiz Kid. WHITE BOY: I've got Hollywood. AKPOS: We have Nollywood. WHITE BOY: I've got Silicon Valley. AKPOS: We have Computer Village. WHITE BOY: I've got Las Vegas. AKPOS: We have Lasgidi. WHITE BOY: I've got Miami Beach. AKPOS: We have Lekki Beach. WHITE BOY: I've got Al Pacino. AKPOS: We have Peter Edochie. WHITE BOY: I've got Pirate of the Caribbean. AKPOS: We have pirate of Alaba International. WHITE BOY: I've got American Lotto. AKPOS: We HAVE Baba Ijebu!
THE MATHEMATICS OF AKPOS
Bank manager Akpos was confused with his Mathematics, so he asked his secretary to help out.
Akpos said, “ I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25%?”
She replied “Sir, honestly I will take off my blouse, my skirt, my bra even my panties”
